Ok, so in my “woe is me” the last few days I FORGOT yes, that’s right forgot to tune into the news on TV or the internet or the radio to find out just who exactly John McCain was going to pick for his Vice President. It completely slipped my mind with all my unemployment issues and was seriously in a bubble of my own.
So this morning as I was back to my normal self it dawned on me… oh shit! Who did he pick?? I was hoping it would be a Rudy Giuliani or Mitt Romney. I quickly start cruising the good ole internets and what do I see? He picked a SARAH PALIN! I’m blown away! I never thought he would pick her. And to top it off she’s a freaking HOTTIE too! Zing! A real big time conservative too! Ka-blam! And she’s… she’s…. a gun toting hunter hottie too! Right on! I’m betting Ted Nugent has the biggest hard on right now. This is just too good.
This is just brilliant on McCain’s part. He can snag some of those Hillary supporting women to cross over and vote for him AND he’ll get more Republicans now because she is so conservative. Wow. My approval rating for McCain has just gone way up because of this. This shows he’s got real moxie. Pure freaking Moxie people. To add the sprinkles on the icing, he announces this the day after the Democratic Convention completely stealing LOLbama’s thunder.
All the news media and all of blogsphere are a buzz, buzz, buzz like nothing I have seen in a long time. Conservatives are wetting themselves and the liberals have already starting calling her a slut, a bad mother for taking the job and other mud slinging has already begun big time. All that is gonna seriously do is make all the supporters love her all the more because let’s face it, the democrats got punked. Punked big time. And when the demoRATS get punked like that, they are going to show their fangs and claws and dig up anything and everything on this woman and do everything in their power to trash her big time.
What’s great about this girl is that men like her AND women like her. She is an impressive cookie. She… has moxie too and if you read up on her, you’ll agree.
I want to link to so many great write ups I’m seeing on blogs but there are just way too many! I’ll have to pick and choose a little later I suppose. One thing I did see on a blog was her being referred to as “Ronald Reagan in a skirt.” Love it.
Bust out the popcorn because this my friends, is going to be good.
Somebody pinch me.