A friend and I were chatting and we went from interest rates to locks being licked in 10 seconds.
Me: I don’t look at the statements too much since I’m on auto pay for the bank
Her: Well, I am out of here to rent season 2 of Dexter and pick up pizza and go get laid 😀
Me: LOLOLOL Awesome
Me: Have fun!
Her: If I’m lucky, I’ll even get the lock licked – have you heard/seen that joke?
Me: LOLOLOL no. But I’m laughing my ass off!
I’m amused and jealous at the same time!