Me: Yeah, that sucka is huge. 9 feet and I didn’t dig putting that thing together. But it is a beautiful tree.
Her: You know, you should probably try and sell it on Ebay.
Me: I thought about it. I’d rather you have it anyway.
Her: You could probably get some good money for it.
Me: Nah, everyone and their brother is probably selling them on there now. Besides, I don’t want to mail that asshole.
Me: I can’t believe I just called a Christmas tree an asshole.