Her: That hair and cankle post you put on your blog was funny.
Me: Damn being cursed with that shizz. Cankles, hair and my dad’s no-neck too! I want a neck like Audrey Hepburn.
Me: There has got to be a way to lengthen my neck dude.
Her: You could get those metal rings that go around your neck like those tribes.
Me: Does that shit work?
Her: Yeah, they just keep adding a hoop.
Me: I would just want another one to two inches of length. How would I explain it to people – wearing the rings? And job interviews?
Her: You could wear turtle necks.