Girl Conversation – No Neck

Her:  That hair and cankle post you put on your blog was funny.
Me:  Damn being cursed with that shizz.  Cankles, hair and my dad’s no-neck too!  I want a neck like Audrey Hepburn.
Her:  *laughs*
Me:  There has got to be a way to lengthen my neck dude.
Her:  You could get those metal rings that go around your neck like those tribes.
Me:  Does that shit work?
Her:  Yeah, they just keep adding a hoop.
Me:  I would just want another one to two inches of length.  How would I explain it to people – wearing the rings?  And job interviews?
Her:  You could wear turtle necks.
Me:  *laughs*

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