Obama Care Fun Facts

Hee hee hee… this #obamacarefacts Twitter thread is cracking me up.  Here are just a few tweets on the matter:
  • Under ObamaCare, every child will secretly be injected with Socialism on their seventh birthday.
  • He is making sure you can actually EXPECT death and taxes .. and it will not be a punchline to a joke.
  • Under ObamaCare, your children will be murdered horribly unless you can PROVE you hate America.
  • Everyone will have govt mandated injections of self-loathing, antipathy, and disillusionment.
  • Under Obamacare, hospital chapels will replace all religious imagery with the Obama symbol.
  • When Obamacare Bear gives you his stare, YOUR belly shoots rainbows.
  • Under Obamacare, the same federal gov’t who led Katrina efforts will manage every citizen’s health. What could go wrong?
And my personal fav….
  • Under Obamacare, even Wolverine will not heal.

4 Responses to “Obama Care Fun Facts”

  1. Cindy Says:

    What kills me is if you ask people if they would like to live in public housing…uh, no. Then why in the hell would you want the govt in charge of something so important and personal as health care?!

  2. Martini Girl Says:

    Good question Cindy. I think they mean well and are just ignorant . In a perfect world we’d all have free housing, free food, free health care, job security, etc. etc. But people like us know that is just la-la land. I tell people to go and get treated at a Veteran’s hospital and see for themselves what Govt. run health care is really like. They would have their eyes opened.

    We need to just take our current system and work on making improvements NOT completely having the govt run it. When the govt runs things, it’s slow, behind the times, lots of red tape and most things just grind to a halt. It’s just the way it is and people don’t realize that. Take a look at all the govt. run things for Katrina – there are STILL areas all jacked up, not fixed, people still living in trailers, etc. – that is all owned by the govt. The neighborhoods that were fixed up with volunteers like Brad Pitt who took initiative and matters into their own hands… all have fixed up neighborhoods that are gorgeous. People relying on the govt. are STILL waiting and living in shit. And how long ago was Katrina?

  3. Cindy Says:

    And there are apparently people out there that believe the govt has it’s OWN money and they don’t understand why we pay taxes…

    So they probably don’t get actual wage-earners & tax-payers are complaining about it.

    Maybe if people weren’t so greedy and sue-happy our we wouldn’t have to pay $10 for an aspirin…I get that there are genuine quacks out there that have made disastrous mistakes and their victims need to be taken care of, but I believe if we were more “Japanese” about things, we’d be better off.

    I read about 20 years ago – so maybe it’s changed – but there were more lawyers in the city of Chicago than all of Japan. I think that speaks to them as a society: they don’t believe in getting money that way.

    And maybe if med school / internship / residency wasn’t so ridiculous and lacking in sleep. Plus, chiropractors attend another year just than MDs and I believe the same is true of pharmacists. So those that don’t presribe meds are attending school longer? hmmm.

  4. Martini Girl Says:

    Totally agree with you on everything here Cin. Don’t get me started on the whole “sue-happy” thing with this country. Everytime someone sues ANYONE or ANY company – prices are sure to always go up. Isn’t that how pretty boy John Edwards made his money? Suing doctors?? mmm hmm.

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