Ummm…. have you all been hearing about the recent bed bugs outbreaks lately? Jeez. As if we don’t have enough to worry about in this life. Now bed bugs are making a comeback. A major comeback. It’s mostly hitting New York. All those bastages flying in from other countries bringing this crap in. We need to start body searching and hosing people down when they arrive like they do in prisons. Then throw lice powder on em an shit like they did in Shawshank Redemption. Supposedly these things have been on the rise for a bit now. Cripes I heard on the news that they had to shut down some movie theatre in New York because of bed bugs.
Yeah they say it’s mostly in New York, but don’t think for a second you are safe. I heard at work the other day from one of the supervisors that his rep was out a few days because she had bed bugs and had bites all over her. Yes, bed bugs! I wouldn’t think those bastards would thrive in hot as hell, dry ass Arizona but I guess they do. I got grossed out when I heard that. I don’t go near that rep. Those things hitch rides in your clothes. This is how they spread. I hear it’s hard to get rid of these suckers too. The thought of bed bugs creeps me out. Any kind of parasites do. Blech.
These bastards are spreading everywhere! That creeps me out too. Makes me not want to try on clothes in department stores or go to the movies now. Seriously.