So I’m late. Yeah that late. But oh my body and mind has made damn sure that I need to feel the PMS good and fucking hard before Aunt Flo actually arrives!!!
I have never been so pissed off and upset in all my life. Crying and snapping and ready to go into a rage like you wouldn’t believe. All week and today especially. I’ve cried and snapped all day.
My hormones are all out of whack and beyond my control. You men think we are phycho well you have no idea how this feels. Man. It’s driving me insane. All kinds of bullshit happening on top of it is not a good recipe. Ever throw gasoline on a fire?
Not to mention feet and ankles swollen, cramps, I have chills but heat is coming off of my body like I have a fever. I have even been getting dizzy spells and have NEVER had that symptom before yet… still no aunt flo. That bitch needs to get here and get the fuck on with it!
On top of that I cannot find my Pamprin. I am ready to fucking lose it I swear to god.
This is old news but when some dude at work was telling me how that guy (Bam’s bearded friend) from jackass died a fiery death I started laughing. Just the way he said “fiery death” and then I asked, I wonder if the Jackass theme music started playing as the car was burning. Then he started laughing too. I know, I’m a mean heartless hussy. But hey, if you are going to jackass things like drink and drive well then….
I go through these periods where I won’t watch the news for days and even weeks at a time. The last week I have been checking in and watching and the latest is… basically the economy is still in the toilet and how Obama still sucks major ass. It might as well be January if his first year in office.
I tried this recipe out today and it turned out pretty darn tasty! So I thought I would share. This is a very filling dip too so this would be the perfect dip if you were only serving finger foods.
I did add a small amount of chopped onions (in place of onion powder) and jalapenos for a little extra kick. Says it serves 15 but that depends on how much they chow down so I would say a bit less than that.
I tell ya, this was tasty with chips and a Lime flavored Jones Soda! Ahhh….
I was going to write this whole post on this and title it “We’ll Call Him Mr. El Paso” with a whole explanation of the title too but decided that a picture is worth a thousand words instead. I copied this from my Facebook Wall. Of course I changed the names to protect the innocent.
Can I just say that I really love men?