I now know why I don’t really wear heels anymore.  Because I’m a clumsy fat ass now.

I was coming home and walking up to the door of my house with my arms completely full from the mail, packages, purse, lunch bag and keys when I tripped over my own two feet and took a hard core plunge on my desert landscape yard.  Mail and packages flying everywhere in my yard with contents spilling out of my purse too.  Scrapes and mostly likely bruises showing up later, I’m fine.  But my damn shoe broke and I’m pissed about that.  It’s hard for me to find shoes that are comfortable and big enough for my Fred Flinstone feet as it is and when you find one of those magic pairs, you treasure them.  Broke.  Effing broke.  Me = pissed.


Prayers For the Fallen and Their Families

Thank you for the ultimate sacrafice.

Coach Stalker

So in recent years I have been seriously eyeing and desiring Coach purses.  I never thought I would be the type of person who would desire $400 purses.  I used to scoff at people who did because it is way too much for a purse.  But I have to say, I’ve been salivating over them for the last two years.

At one point when visiting Rambo, we did check out the Coach outlet store and they had some good deals but after seriously looking them over.  None of the ones there caught my fancy too much.  So I was good, I walked away empty-handed, even though Rambo was offering to buy me one.  See how good I am?  Honestly, if I’m going to get a Coach purse, it has to be one I LOVE or I can’t justify the cost.

I have been in love with the Madison Patent Maggie in Plum for some time now.  So long that it’s no longer available on the Coach site.  I think it was $378 but I’m seeing it going for $200 on ebay.  I constantly drool over it and wonder if I should pay the $200 and suck it up.  But man I love this one.

The picture doesn’t do it justice.  I had seen it in person one day while getting my nails done and some other customer had it.  I kept staring at it.  It just caught my attention so much.  I love purple and I like patent so there ya go.  At first I didn’t know it was a Coach and then finally I started to wonder if it was some particular brand and then looked for the logo and there it was.  I said to the lady that I loved her purse and she responded with, “Oh yes, this is my baby.”  Can’t say I blame her.