A few co-workers and I were talking about this weird story about two people being found at Luke Air Force Base – just 15 min from my house. The one co-worker was also saying they closed the base in Tucson too but then the other co-worker was saying that one had nothing to do with the other and the news station was just reaching for a connection.
Now of course this news is shocking and I do take it seriously but the conversation did get funny and I had to share it.
Her: Did you hear about these two people that got killed on Luke AFB?
Me: How did they die? What happened?
Her: They were shot.
Him: No, I think they were stabbed.
Me: They were stabbed then shot… with bayonets!
Him: *in a strong English Accent* long live King George!! *makes stabbing motions with pretend bayonet*
Supervisor Who Enters Our Convo: What happened?
Him: Two people on Luke AFB were killed.
Supervisor: How were they killed?
Him: They were stabbed with guns.
All: *hard laughter*
Maybe you had to be there. But it was funny as shit.